also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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