office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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