We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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