yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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