I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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