Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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