It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
It's just like the Real World with babies
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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