She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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