two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We have so much sex to catch up on
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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