Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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