Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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