Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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