Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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