Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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