Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'm both gender and math confused
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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