So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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