just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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