did you get engaged???
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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