it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You're a waste of cheezeits
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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