Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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