belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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