Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Let's get the cat blown out
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