i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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