Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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