Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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