She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
When did angry sex become our thing?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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