i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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