maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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