LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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