Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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