Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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