And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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