There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
