absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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