My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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