Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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