I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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