I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Come on in and take your pants off
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