i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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