I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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