I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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