I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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