I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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