You work out of a Hotel?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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