Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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