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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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