FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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