I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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