Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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