So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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