they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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