Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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