$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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