So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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