Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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